When you don't want to look lonely so you pull out...
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My Energy Level →
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When my mom accuses me of something I didn't do.
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I'm Angelina Jolie... and You Are Not
Gay Guys: All the hot guys are straight
Straight Guys: All the hot girls are lesbian
Lesbians: All the hot girls are straight
Straight Girls: All the hot guys are gay.
Bisexual Guys: All the guys are taken, All the girls are whores.
Bisexual Girls: All the guys are whores, All the girls are taken
Pansexuals: All you mothafuckas look alike.
Asexuals: The Internet is really really great.
Walking with Friends
expectations-vs-reality: Expectations: Reality: Submitted by boring-luz-rockefeller
Imagine if you were paid for being ugly
I’ll get what you get in 10 years, in 1 day.
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top...
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When your mom is preparing your favorite meal
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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
When your friend keeps making you laugh when...
most-awkward-moments: And you can’t hold it in anymore, so you’re like And everyone turns around and looks at you like http://most-awkward-moments.tumblr.com