i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me
(Source: uhmonda)
“I can make your bed, Rock.” - Dwayne Johnson’s housekeeper
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen
(Source: n0vi)
do you ever wonder if anyone has a crush on you and then laugh at yourself because ew who would have a crush on you
*doctor delivers baby* yes that’ll be $8 for shipping and handling
stop being cute if you’re not gonna date me wtf
(Source: isabellaisfab)
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
Wow.